Inaugural ride. This will be the beginning of a long and beautiful relationship - we had a blast. Riding the new Bruiser is an honor. It handles like Patrick Swayze handled Demi Moore at the pottery wheel in GHOST, but in a death metal riff sort of way. And the ALL-CITY Fuzzy Bar is the best handlebar I've ever felt - SICK!!!!!! Fuckin' A. I feel like smashing a bottle over my head or something.