In Vilas Craig showed up with two of the first items to ever bear the "Bike Jerks" marque. Back when Galactic Mystery Solvers was in its infancy, I was making stupid ironic spoke cards. They said asshole stuff like "Fixie Fixie Messenger Fixie" and "I know a Messenger" on them.
At some point once the shop joke of ending every sentence with "jerk" came about, B.Ridge and I made these.
Here is a photo of B. coloring in one of the spoke cards, which judging by the color might be one of the cards Craig ended up with.
I was stoked that Craig had saved them.