April 26, 2011

I have an idea that will revolutionize the bike industry

I was in the middle of this video thinking that either this guy is a master of irony so great that none of us mere mortals can ever hope to scale his heights or get the joke, or this is the corniest schtick in the history of ever. What is he like a Mormon who fell into a bomb shelter during the 1950's and survived on nothing but Leave it Beaver episodes and tit milk? .

A fucking photo collage for christ sakes.

and that music.

Then I got to the end and I cursed myself for being such an asshole.
It's like kicking a puppy.

Good luck fella.

Shine on you crazy diamond.

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