October 12, 2011

And a Hearty Fuck You to General Motors

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Ya'll can fucking blow me. Clearly every college student needs a GMC Sierra, you fucking dick bags, because what's hot on campus is 30,000 dollar gas guzzling pickups.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

A hearty fuck you indeed.

Anonymous said...

The rocky and rugged terrain on the average college campus is pretty difficult to get across with a fully loaded trailer on a bike. Wait a second....

richardSandwich said...

Steal the car, bang the barbie and then drive both of them into the river.

fuzzy said...

Oh Jeffey, you kill me. Thank you for this today, I needed a good laugh.

Father Hennepin said...

Save thousands by giving up your bike, and taking advantage of this amazing program! Featuring monthly payments for five years! Insurance! Tires that cost as much as 5 bike tires each! And don't forget how JUICY your muffins will get now that you've bailed on your incidental exercise machine

Who cares though, your saving thousands