October 12, 2011
And a Hearty Fuck You to General Motors
Ya'll can fucking blow me. Clearly every college student needs a GMC Sierra, you fucking dick bags, because what's hot on campus is 30,000 dollar gas guzzling pickups.
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A hearty fuck you indeed.
The rocky and rugged terrain on the average college campus is pretty difficult to get across with a fully loaded trailer on a bike. Wait a second....
Steal the car, bang the barbie and then drive both of them into the river.
Oh Jeffey, you kill me. Thank you for this today, I needed a good laugh.
Save thousands by giving up your bike, and taking advantage of this amazing program! Featuring monthly payments for five years! Insurance! Tires that cost as much as 5 bike tires each! And don't forget how JUICY your muffins will get now that you've bailed on your incidental exercise machine
Who cares though, your saving thousands
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