Ya'll can fucking blow me. Clearly every college student needs a GMC Sierra, you fucking dick bags, because what's hot on campus is 30,000 dollar gas guzzling pickups.
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A hearty fuck you indeed.
ReplyDeleteThe rocky and rugged terrain on the average college campus is pretty difficult to get across with a fully loaded trailer on a bike. Wait a second....
ReplyDeleteOh Jeffey, you kill me. Thank you for this today, I needed a good laugh.
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